DIck and December Bouvier

Dick and December Bouvier hooked up at a criminal career symposium in Boston where they later founded and operated a lucrative insurance fraud business. They currently live on the campus of Florida Union Collegiate University where Dick is an adjunct professor of body waxing and December runs a numbers game from the backroom of a laundromat. In their spare time, the Bouviers raise non-GMO, free-range pythons. This is their first literary effort since their failed attempt to claim copyright ownership of The Bible.

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